Being a new mom, I'm finding myself saying things that I'm genuinely shocked to hear coming out of my mouth. Things like...
"I don't care if it's 8 o'clock. I'm ready for bed."
And honestly, getting breast implants was no different for me. Even today, there are things that I'm surprised to find myself thinking or saying. But don't get me wrong... Most of those surprising thoughts and comments are good things!
Today, I thought I would share some of those with you. And if you've already had your breast augmentation, I think you'll be able to relate :-)
"Wow, that lady has really nice boobs. I'll bet they're 400cc's."
"Oh I'm so sorry! My girls got in the way...."
"My boobs are too small. They're only a D-cup."
"Well, crap. Looks like I'm never doing that exercise again..."
"Seriously, cat... get off my boobs."
"Hey Babe... Do you think this dress shows too much cleavage?"
"Sweetheart, quick! Look at her... how do you like her boobs?"
"For God's sake... yes! Fake boobs still bounce. See?"
"You don't have this bra in a 30DD do you? Didn't think so..."
"My girls look AMAZING tonight!"
To your friends who ask if they can touch them... "Sure."
"Oh my god! I can actually feel them moving!!!"
"Treadmills? That's a terrible idea."
"So that's why I need to get a high-impact sports bra..."
"Oh that top is cute!! Nevermind... it has a built-in shelf bra."